[Content Note: Fat Hatred; Link probably NSFW thanks to Gold Bikini]
I really believe -- with all my heart -- that you can make a catchy Star Wars parody song with Jabba the Hut without hauling out the fat jokes about diabetes and cholesterol.
a Fat Star Wars fan with perfect cholesterol and no diabetes. (We're not actually that rare!)
[Original song here, with no fat jokes, even! Also NSFW, though.]