Review: Project Zomboid (Steam)

I thought this would be a fun zombie-survival-meets-the-SIMS game where you break into houses and loot them for canned corn and expired water bottles. The minute I left the starting house I was swarmed by an entire football stadium of zombies. Go back into the house to recollect my wits and they instantly break the door down because apparently my contractor used balsa wood for our front door. My only weapon is a toilet plunger. This suburban neighborhood was apparently inhabited at a ratio of 50 people per house. This...is not fun. Add to all this that it took several google searches and an hour of tinkering with the settings just to get the resolution to a decent size where we could read the menu options. Very "early access" at this time. But if all this sounds fun to you, then go nuts and enjoy!